im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You really coming over, don't trick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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