like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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