Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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