is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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