Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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