My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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