and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
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Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Dick very happy bro
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