She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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