she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Houston, we have a squirter
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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