My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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