is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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