idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
