i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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