with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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