:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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