I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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