i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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