I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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