I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Randomize
