I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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