Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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