my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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