1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Randomize
