I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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