8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
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hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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