Whats the glycemic index on semen?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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