Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
