That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
