Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize