Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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