Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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