Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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