areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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