Tell her she can't have a vagina
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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