Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
it's not cheating when I paid for it
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
