no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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