Is it normal to miss your booty call?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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