i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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