Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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