do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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