Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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