ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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