She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
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