Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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