I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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