Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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