let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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