I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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