But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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