if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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