My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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