why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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