OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
