Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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