Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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